to those dudes who dropped their bottle and left big shards in the middle of the street - clean that crap up. it's not safe.

to the dude who not very sneakily took one of my beers - just ask man, just ask.

cool, bro. woulda been more fun except for the cops. FUCK THA POLICE!!!

I was about the only one there who knew how to use a razor and soap.

1/2 the people are ex-dentonites, over 30 and still hanging on to the prospect of young poon

the other 1/2 are on cell phones (why aren't you just talking to your real-life friends?)

approximately 4,000 doodle tattoos that are going to be the SOOOOO regretted

making fun of hipster snapshots is like shooting tank-top outfitted fish in a magenta and blue barrel with a yellow lightning bolt doodle on it

Hipsters!

I have a tip for you!

http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1149160932/Psycho_Drowns_Himself_for_Art

And then the earth swallowed all these people whole and they were never seen or heard from again.

However, if ever their bodies do turn up, they can be indentified by their seemingly ironic name tags.

people in williamsburg wanna live on la vista..
more square footage.. more partys.. closer bars.. and it's not populated with trust fund babies..

if you have to pay to be cool.. your not cool.

That might be true.

If I hadn't been.

Except I was there just long enough to have my sense of smell assaulted like I had been tear gassed.

you're just jealous you weren't there.

More like 'WannabelivininWilliamsburg block party'

Oh that's right. You can't afford to live in Brooklyn.

It's like a hipster concentration camp. Except I bet Auschwitz didn't smell so bad.

More like 'WannabelivininWilliamsburg block party'

Oh that's right. You can't afford to live in Brooklyn.

It's like a hipster concentration camp. Except I bet Auschwitz didn't smell so bad.