Looks like Dallas music fans are almost as dumb as white blue collar Democrats in Pennsylvania:

Big Group: Black Tie Dynasty
Big Solo Artist: Doug Burr
Big Album: (It’s a tie!) Feel by Odis, and On Promenade by Doug Burr
Big Song: “Check Out My Lean” by Lil Shine
Big DJ: DJ Burlap
Big Live Act: Eleven Hundred Springs
Next Big Thing: Big Red Rooster
Big Breakthrough: Cas Haley
Big Online Presence: PPT
Big Collaboration: Eleven Hundred Springs and Tejas Brothers

Lame choices. And who the fuck is DJ Burlap?

Hold on. This shit matters. It's time to rearrange our lives.

Without Black Tie Dinosaur, we're dead. It's all over.

Don't underestimate the importance of ... whatever the fuck you were talking about.

Black Tie Dynasty on the Gordon Keith Show a few months ago was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Near the end, the singer starts bobbing his head to the music in this really unsettling and unnatural way. I can't get it out of my head. I think about it some times late at night when I hear something in the house and can't go back to sleep. -- Lester

also if you know 1100 springs you know they suck

Unless you've heard of everyone, you sound stupid when you say that these are ALL lame choices. You've never heard of DJ Burlap??? He's very well known in lots of circles. If you know 1100 Springs well, then you'd know DJ Burlap. Also, if you know 1100 Springs, you would know that the Tejas Brothers are too tough to mess with!

fuck.

besides black tie dynasty, ive never heard of any of those bands. haha.

WAY TO FEED ME A SHIT SANDWICH WITH EXTRA DINGLEBERRIES, QUICK!

WAY TO FEED ME A SHIT SANDWICH WITH EXTRA DINGLEBERRIES, QUICK!

clinton/nader 09!

DJ Burlap is not a REAL dj. I bet he uses an ipod. Disgrace.

clinton/nader

Obama/Richardson 08!

OK... I like Doug Burr, but I still call bullshit on all the winners. Boo.

Good to know that we'll get more coverage of Big Red Rooster in the future.

The Myspace Awards!

DJ Burlap plays classic country records at the Double Wide and places like that. I think he's in 1100 Springs.