Dude, we've been schoolin' Austin like it ain't no thing for the past couple of days, and now we'd like to have a contest.  The winner of the contest will receive free tickets to a local show of their choice once we get back in to town.  Just leave your answer in the comment section or something.


1. How many times have the members of WSJR collectively seen Mika Miko in the past 48 hours?



2.  How many times have the members of WSJR uttered the phrase "wake n bake" over the past 48 hours?



3.  How many times have the members of WSJR asked aloud whether they "need a change" in their lives over the past 48 hours?



4.  How many guys has Sally Glass made out with on the top of a tower in the past 24 hours?



OMG Keep chillin' y'all 

anon 619 wins with an answer as dumb as the questions! Email me about those free tickets:

weshotjr@yahoo.com

Thanks, sr! Mi novia agrees, too.

dork forces all the way.

damn. sally made out with some dude and it wasn't me. sheeeeeeee-it. she is still sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

I'm trying to come up with a descent band name and i'd like your opinions. Here we go:

Dork Forces
Dork Shadows
Gorgyles
Baby Bronzee
Skin Job
Casket
Blood Blister

Thanks.

America is stoned. This is not a good thing, stoner.

this contest and the entire post itself is super stoned

wesjrsjr

WHITE MICE H.O.T. March 16th

I know that tower.

1. i dont really know, but Mika Mik 'o guess. 8?
2. Zero. Drugs are for losers, right?
3. 9 times sarcastically. once in all seriousness (that one got the biggest laugh.)
4. More guys than she can remember, but fewer than Rachel Ray.

i need to get laid right now please.

she's just not that into you

i'm always trying to get into a sally glass picture.. what do i have to do to get in one? have my dick hanging out?! well damn you

oh heck what's the cubed root of 64

Who gives a shit about the members of we shot jr? We're just using you to see when the bands are playing, champs.

show at swiss house!

This Sunday March 16 is our Post SXSW House Show.
If you don't know these bands, YOU NEED TO.
Tacks, The Boy Disaster is pretty much my
fave musical family in Austin, Texas.
Meanwhile, Via Audio brings us some of the
sweetest indie melodies to come from Brooklyn in '08.
We just added The Physics of Meaning to this Bill -
which now probably qualifies as the best House Show
lineup we have ever had. Wow, we are lucky. You too.

Here is the program:

Via Audio (from New York) @ 12am

Tacks, The Boy Disaster (from Austin) @ 11pm

Robert Gomez (from Denton) @ 10pm

The Physics of Meaning (from North Carolina) @ 9pm

Your Midway Host (from Philadelphia) @ 8pm

The Lonely Years (from Detroit) @ 7pm

1. three
2. two and a third.
3. 4/fifths.
4. a twenty-second of a second chance.

o.k. zero ticket's m'k??
just get to publicly humiliating the band that wants spooooge in it's face...................................................

oh heck I forgot to put a name in the name field.

501 THEATER (http://www.myspace.com/501theater)
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC / $5 DOORS 5PM SHOW STARTS AT 5:30PM ENDS AT 2:00AM
5:30-5:55: IMA GYMNIST
6:00-6:25: NEW BLOODS
6:35-7:00: YELLOW FEVER
7:45-8:10: DEATH SENTENCE: PANDA!
8:20-8:45: NAKED ON THE VAGUE
8:55-9:20: CRY BLOOD APACHE
9:30-9:55: FINALLY PUNK
10:05-10:30: KIT
10:40-11:05: MUTATING MELTDOWN
11:15-11:40: SECRET ABUSE
11:50-12:15: XNO BBQX
12:25-12:50: TOTAL ABUSE
1:00-1:25: TYVEK
1:35-2:00: TEENAGE COOL KIDS

oh heck I forgot to put a name in the name field.

#1: Five.
#2: Ten. Unless we're also counting times one member may have mumbled it such that it came out "rake awake," and has been asked to clear his throat and repeat it, in which case my guess is twelve.
#3: I imagine that question got asked once, and then whoever asked it was promptly left at the bar.
#4: Sally Glass is perched a top the tallest tower in all of Austin, and below her are carnival workers selling tickets to young men who attempt to scale the side of the tower. Eager to put their strength and gumption to the test, their reward will be a kiss on the cheek from the darling Sally Glass. So far, only four men have made it to the top.

ha!

question one: four

question two: twenty

question three: four

question four : twenty

420

69, dudes!!!

how many dumb surveys will WSJR have in the next 72 hours?

fuck austin

Dallas:
Red Monroe/Birdmonster TONIGHT at the Double-wide bitches. 10 pm.

Austin:
Red Monroe @ Chuggin Monkey - 6th st - 8 pm - SATURDAY - FREE - come say hi

and lastly.. the number of chilidogs consumed by cliff while everyone is out of town..