So here's the deal: All of us at HQ have decided that some of you might like to know what's going on in the arts. Every Thursday, you are going to get just that with our new Art List section.

If you have anything you think should be up on the site, email me at artnews@weshotjr.com.

This week, there are a ton of openings going on. Even if this stuff sucks... you can at least grab some free wine. Possibly a cookie.

FRIDAY

Real Time: Mobile Phone Video (Dallas Contemporary) 7-9:30


SATURDAY

Delineation (Holly Johnson Gallery) 5-8

Kenda North, J.P. Long, and Kirk Tatum (Craighead-Green Gallery) 5-8

William Cannings (Pan American Projects) 5-8

Collecting and Collectivity (Conduit Gallery) 5:30-8:30

Layer Upon Layer (Artizen Fine Arts) 6-9

Triple Vision (Marty Walker Gallery) 6-9

I think you're all FUCKING EVIL. How's that for socially graceful?

I think you're all evil.

I think you're all evil.

2:50 is a lot funnier if you imagine this person saying it:
http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/youtube.pl?IDLink=3397647

wow. sociopath?

drc is a real cool club, and your not part of it..

except replace cool with.. not cool..

You're not worth the time it takes to read EXCEPT for the comical Anonymous comments.

And Paris Hilton is a total skank!

Do me! Do me!

What Denton Rock City is-

A place where bookers and promoters hang out and talk shit very unprofessionally about their clients. Desperate musicians then pat them on the back for it and say thank you.

DRC Breakdown:

64 Eels-Makes Kyle Cheatham look socially graceful. Says music blogs are stupid yet is an aspiring music writer.

Will E Mays-Almost clinically dead by way of alcohol. Most incoherent ramblings you'll ever waste time on. Uses the word "faggot" a lot.

Brad Williams-Loves semi-hollowbodies and circuitboards. Knows absolutely nothing about music that actually means anything since 1980. Motto is "If it ain't Stax, don't fix it." Posterboy for session hack idiots everywhere. Once asked who Daniel Johsnton was. Somehow the most arrogant member of SIlver Arrows. And that includes a male model.

Dr. Nate Cuddles-Tireless cheerleader of all things horrible. hates we shot j.r. more than the observer.

Schmancy- Just today, reposted the article the Observer ripped off of WSJR. Gives credit to Laura Palmer for Sloppyworld. Classic example of the lost and tired Denton/Dallas music establishment. Two years late to the game, every time.

Jason Reimer- Once got in a really lame argument passionately defending some dallas band on this blog. Wants a lot of credit for owning a Faust recording.

Moalderator-Endless devil's advocate with a tireless diplomacy that is ill advised. You can't be everyone's friend. Mutiny on the bounty. Victim of his environment.

Steakfinger-Never once right about anything. Sexist pig who posts pictures of women with cum on their face and asked why it was offensive to do that. Sexually frustrated and wonders why women can't just view sex like a "backrub." If you have to ask... Thinks you must have a masters degree in bass wankery to get music. If that's what music was about, I wouldn't listen to it just like I don't listen to yours.

Andrew Hime-Cranky ancient relic who has an unhealthy obsession with Josh Baish. complete fool.

These are some of the worst offenders. Most everyone else is okay.

DRC will respond to this post by either making their board private or changing the background.

220, um, no it's not

denton rock city is real life friends on a message board, not a local music blog.

My sexuality is ambiguous.

denton rock city is too country and all clicky. I like weshotjr because its not. Its ambiguous and freeform. Its like tantra.

My Uncle Randy is too country.

YO SON! YOU FORGOT SERGIO'S FORMAL AFFAIR SHOW AND AFTER PARTY AT KETTLE ART EVENING AND AFTER PARTY NEXT DOOR AT CLUB DADA...APPARENTLY NEW OWNER AND ETC.

WWW.CENTRALBOOKING.BLOGSPOT.COM

PEACE

denton rock city is too country and all clicky. I like weshotjr because its not. Its ambiguous and freeform. Its like tantra.

My remote control is too clicky.

denton rock city is too country and all clicky. I like weshotjr because its not. Its ambiguous and freeform. Its like tantra.

elitist snobs go back to austin and get fucked. u pretentious smug hoes should have more republican sex.

ok maybe we try it maybe it fits
thank you sir may i have another

1131 was me, btw. sorry.

1107-- we DID see that, and it will be covered. We posted it on Monday Morning Rock actually.

And the rest of you: In case you hadn't noticed, we have new contributors on this website, and this post was written by one of them. You're right, I probably don't know enough about contemporary art in Dallas to write posts about it, but thats why I'm NOT writing posts about it. Someone who knows what they're doing is writing these posts. So give it a chance. If you can get this info somewhere better, than get it there. If not, get it here. Or you could try to check out both. I don't know.

yeah i agree stick to what you know. music .

11:23, are you one of those people that won't let their food touch on the plate?

Stick with MUSIC ONLY please. no politics, movies, sports or art. Stop stretching yourself thin or this will be garbage like the observer.

news flash: the sub-rosa is THE place to go when you're talking about art. real, bohemian artists, real galleries. she has local artist interviews and is all over the exploding art scene in deep ellum and expo park.
probably be a good idea to talk to her to make sure you guys are covering that area too. she seems like a helpful person.
she does a little music, but its mostly art.

ps. you guys need to put sergio garcia's solo show formal up. it's saturday night at kettle. the afterparty features the cool out, the party (nature,sober,select), killtronix, and hot flash. I'm shocked that you didnt see that.

Good move. Art and music are like beans and rice, peanut butter and jelly, jack and coke, Bogey and Bacall... We now have it all.

elitist snobs go back to austin and get fucked. u pretentious smug hoes should have more republican sex.

Because finding www.glasstire.com is just too difficult. Well, at least here the list of galleries can be edited by elitist snobs.

chinese communists??

Of course you can find all of this out other places. But I know you're all lazy. So here ya go, one stop for all of your entertainment needs.

We here at WSJR aim to be the Wal-Mart of the DFW blogging community.

and some jack n coke at cool beans foo...

and some jack n coke at cool beans foo...

some rasberry lovage

i was slippin on ...

CAA or whaRRRt?

who gives a fuck right?

CAA is in DFW this year.

word for the fucked.

what is art?

what is art?

I am conflicted.
Q. Multiple Choice

A. This is great!
B. Quit trying to be all things to all people, music blog.
C. You started as a music blog, clearly what you thought you were good at (and you are!) so what's with this art wannabe shit?
D. I wonder if this will be as frequent as the movie reviews? Burn.
E. This is great!

A. Yeah, one stop shopping. Good stuff!

hooray. one stop shopping.

www.glasstire.com has already been doing it.
for years.

thanks doooods

What a great community service!