because we got somethin' cookin. We might also have something exciting for you the week of SXSW in either Dallas or Denton. Stay tuned for details on both, and help us get this little girl to stop eating weed brownies.

no, its not the drummer. We dug Cliff Burton up and are making him play an hour long set of nothing but bass solos.

hey, can I tell you a secret? pass it on!

I hear theres a new secret band playing. and something about the drummer from metallica?

date's already been saved, man. you've got to get this shit done a little more in advance.

i'm sure its one of those lineups you always post about

I bet it sucks.

if you mean eating out of the toilet, then yes, that would be rather accurate, just ask josh vegetable.

Does that little girl represent Wanz in some way?

yeah thats true, but the line up is still a secret. We're just waiting to confirm it before we tell you about it.

the secret headquarters myspace says there is a wsjr party on that date. cat's out of the bag.

the 26th is gonna be real cool guys ok?

Save the Date of Saturday, January 27th.....it's THE HOT FLASH! PARTY ;)

dammit. why the 26? fuck.
we got a gig.