The Mavs are still better than the Suns. In fact, they're the best team in the league right now. That is all.

agreed. the mavs are rad. music is rad too.

Sports are a great thing to care about! They're so exciting and better to spend your time on than to lay around memorizing first albums or making terrible top tens or whatever else 'music scene' people are supposed to be doing. Besides, the Mavs kick ass.

If Tarpley is Sid Vicious, then...

Nick Van Exel is New Edition (you know when they were good before BelBivDevoe, Bobby Brown etc).

And please if there's any justice in the world let Don Nelson be some mindblowing mash up of Serge Gainsbourg, Dean Martin and the Will Ferrell spoof of Robert Goulet.

I know I totally blew the major v. indie analogy but just the thought of Don Nelson in prison stripes and shitfaced watching the game from Dave and Busters while on suspension makes me smile every day.

amazing game can't wait till the SA game on the 5th.

I like where the sarcastic sports team/music label analogy is going - if Cuban is the Mavs' Capitol Records, then what're the equivalents of Don Carter and Ross Perot?

I have no idea, really. But if we're playing musical metaphors, then Roy Tarpley is clearly Sid Vicious.

really!?! jonesey??? how about percy, pagey, and the beast?

"we don't follow any sports, it's a waste of time, sports." - dr.w.o.

booyah is the new cliff notes.. now that i can't use it anymore

yeah, a bunch of jocks came up to me and called me a mainstream douchebag because I just started writing about the mavs last year. I tried to explain to them that I was way into the early Mavs stuff that they before they signed to a major label (Mark Cuban), but these guys didn't believe me. Jerks.

the music scene has infiltrated the sports scene, and i'm just steaming over it!

love,
Hank " are you ready for so football" Williams Jr.

with six seconds left, dirk made it look easy.

steve nash's haircut looks like the haircut i used to give my dolls when i got sent to my room.

if you think this is "jock-y" just wait until the playoffs roll around. i can't wait. i'm typing this with a HUGE novelty foam finger on.

Yeah! And me and Jonesey ain't gonna take it, see!

in case you were wondering...the jocks have infiltrated the music scene.

cliff notes

boooyah